Just Joking

http://www.avonandsomerset.police.uk/LocalPages/NewsDetails.aspx?nsid=28501&t=4&lid=0&utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter Pictures are far too good to be Swann (but still not exactly awe inspiring...)

Just looking at a website (apolloduck) to sell my narrowboat on...

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lol!

Police have released an extract from the diary from one of the women that was locked up and kept as a slave in South London for 30 years. Monday - Stayed in Tuesday - Stayed in Wednesday - Stayed in Thursday - Stayed in Friday - Stayed in Saturday - Stayed in Sunday - Went to watch my favourite team Spurs play at Man City. Wish I'd stayed in

Two Irish nuns were sitting at a traffic light in their car when a bunch of rowdy drunks pulls up alongside of them. "Hey, show us your tits, ye bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks. Mother Superior turns to the driver Sister Margaret, "I don't think they know who we are - show them your cross." Sister Margaret rolls down her window and shouts, "F**k off ye little fookin *******, before I come over there and rip yer balls off!" Sister Margaret looks back at Mother Superior and asks, "Was that cross enough?"

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells…

A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath. "Mom" he asked, "are these my brains?" "Not yet," she replied.

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A Catholic Priest, a Baptist Preacher and a Rabbi all served as Chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University at Marquette in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop. One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard, a real challenge would be to preach to a bear. One thing led to another, and they decided to do an experiment. They would all go out into the woods, find a bear, preach to it, and attempt to convert it to their religion. Seven days later, they all came together to discuss their experiences. Father Flannery, who had his arm in a sling, w…

Eyewatering funny Excellent soundtrack but not for the kiddies http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqn20BJH8dc

Not sure this was through through .

Got this as spam this morning and