Just Joking

A blonde was playing golf At one hole she took a big swing and fell over. The party waiting behind her were a group from London that included Ed Miliband Ed quickly stepped forward and helped her to her feet. She thanked him and started to leave, when he said,"I'm Ed Miliband and I hope you'll vote Labour in the next election”. She laughed and quickly said:"I fell on my ****, not my head."

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYta-01f3lg Prob ancient as the hills but I've only just seen it.

I know your tempted

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ALARM-CONTROL-BOX-MISC-SPARES/161538550489

https://fbcdn-video-m-a.akamaihd.net/hvideo-ak-xap1/v/t42.1790-2/762676_10151525195626259_2082087606_n.mp4?rl=599&vabr=333&oh=0059df16f275bc40ae787b6aea8fd15e&oe=547A6349&__gda__=1417365810_1f426473916bd626752625673982d5f6

Who is in charge of this account, H or Matt??

I was just trying to sort out my own YouTube work vids (mostly dogging) and this popped up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2flcu9koYQQ#t=1061 I'd forgotten how unintentionally hilarious it all was. It starts at 17.41, definately the funniest reconstruction of the episode. p.s Also look out for the herd of elephants at 17.55

This brought a smile to my face for my otherwise miserable evening

Only available on ebay though. First product, a handy mutiple 24VAC PSU with relay board. http://r.ebay.com/O288BZ Its not cheap but the quality shines through.

Should have taken a picture, but did a service this morning, terraced house backs onto a private lane... Dumped in said lane behind customers back gate....? A hex (in good condition, not smashed) and what looked like the pcb-less remains of a Galaxy system of some kind. WTF?! Jokingly suggested the customer ebay the hex! (he knew what ebay was but its unlikely as he is 80 and doesn't have t'internet!)

the reminder came through to tax my motor bikes, the Van is also due, i decided to delay the taxing of the bikes to break up this lump outgoing as the weather was rubbish anyway. a week later with weather greatly improving i decide to change my mind, used the reminder to get told as it has already had a successful transaction, i need to get tax disk from post office, to take my new MOT and either the reminder OR the log book. So on the way back from the MOT i drop into our post office with reminder, sparkling new MOT certificate and fee in hand, to be told i needed the log book as i was returning the vehicle to the road after declaring it SORNED???. I returned ti day a…

recently i out an outboard engine up for sale, in the comments i advised bring a trailer, estate care or van with the hour i get a phone call, -: Q) Do you live near Wickford Station? i think a bit peculiar a question but guess the caller knows the station. A) Yes Q) how far us it A) about a ten minute walk Q) Can i collect the engine during the week? i have several neighbours that can facilitate this a) Yes and ask what vehicle he has, it then transpires he intends to travel by train, collect the engine which is 20HP and very heavy, and return home by train. To carry this engine is no mean fete, for any distance in my garden i used a sack barrow, and he would…

Oh dear, Chinglish strikes again... http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/STAINLESS-STEEL-MAN-WC-SIGN-FREE-POST-UK-NEW-/200881261914?pt=UK_Home_HomeDecor_Accessories&hash=item2ec574cd5a

Hi guys, I enjoy watching 1st class football as much as i used to watch my sons, i don't fanatically support any team, and a useless player. being born in Stratford, i lived in West Ham so was brought up to say i follow them - or get beaten up by other kids. My Dad followed Millwall all his life, advantage is as both sets of fans hate each other, if bored i can go into pub and have a one man fight . Got to say quality of some of the football has been outstanding, sides out of sorts like Tottenham and Sunderland suddenly getting it sorted by changing managers. Even West Ham, i listened to the smirks from the mike gobs in '5, predicting a total trashing against Chelsea, …