norman

Vacant premises system.

Bong and flip flops.

To protect the ceiling area

Prison

My carbon monoxide detector kept activating and the noise was giving me a headache so I've taken the battery out.

And will activate on fire...

No, and in literary terms it's like a cheap Barnsley bird now. Well fingered.

998...

You may be better leaving the security and the doors unlocked....

I've not had a personal phone since the 90's but do have expensive 'work' phones the latest costing c£800 and I've just ordered a TV for a similar amount, have a look around your home and as most I'm sure it won't take long to tally up a fair few K. The main thing I chose to protect is the family, having said that I guess the plus side of any break in would be the knowledge I'd saved a few hunred squid...

For less than the cost of a mobile phone you are protecting your most valuable asset!

Helps prevent a 'sticky' mag so yes, I would.

No, I'd remember that, most were nothing more than a belt, also never gripped anything through shock.

I've had more shocks than I can remember, mostly my fault and I used to regularly work live tapping into power.

Exactly, it's the same reason the FB use the back of their hand to feel along walls etc.