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At least during daylight hours

My spelling ect is shite- but I do know the difference between forcible & foreseeable ?

Seem to have an issue with a TS400, it's in tamper and completely unresponsive... Any suggestions beyond poking it with a shotgun. Ignore the blood and the office chair I threw across the lobby... ... I wondered how the asset ended up in Source in the first place, pretty sure I remember it from something else. Product placement or no-one cares about alarms so just a straight copy, trademark and all?

What do call an electrician that has been shocked? Lightning Rod! Add any of your own safe for work jokes

Next week Ive decided to go to work each day in a different bread related fancy dress.....roll on Monday.

I nearly got myself out of a ticket by telling the Police woman she looked king stunning.......and then I cocked it up by saying "and thats not the drink talking"

She used her personal Gmail too

Ive been to Leeds!

I dont think they thought that through

A new study reveals that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.......I cant remember the last time I ate a monkey.