Two Irish nuns were sitting at a traffic light in their car when a bunch of rowdy drunks pulls up alongside of them. "Hey, show us your tits, ye bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.

Mother Superior turns to the driver Sister Margaret, "I don't think they know who we are - show them your cross."

Sister Margaret rolls down her window and shouts, "F**k off ye little fookin *******, before I come over there and rip yer balls off!"

Sister Margaret looks back at Mother Superior and asks, "Was that cross enough?"

Lol!

And quite possibly the oldest Nun joke around.

 

Two nuns in the bath one says "where's the soap?

 

The other one says "yes i know it does"

lol i did know id read it before but thought it worth the share, but id say the oldest nun joke is the stroke one?

Nah, the two riding bikes down the cobbled street.

I reckon the oldest nun joke is devoting your life to an imaginary friend in the sky?

I reckon the oldest nun joke is devoting your life to an imaginary friend in the sky?

I don't believe in Allan either...

I don't believe in Allan either...

the fat lad must have very low self-esteem when even his imaginary friend deserts him ?

I reckon the oldest nun joke is devoting your life to an imaginary friend in the sky?

we've always taught our kids to be open minded and respectful when it comes to religion. But I still remember vividly the day my son came home from school and told me when they were singing hymns in assembly he refrained, when I asked him why he told me they didn't make sense to him, he was 6.