Just Joking

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Up-cycled-table-or-floor-lamp-using-Original-Emergency-Fire-exit-sign/303264592950?hash=item469bfa7436:g:EBIAAOSwQTRb6dDK What a pile of shite!

OMG, we;ve just been nominated as Security Business of the YEAR by these jokers... https://www.cv-magazine.com/global-security-investigations-awards-2019 So, if you know a local company you hate, why not 'nominate' them and they can get spam for the next ten sodding years!

wow, do you also have an Orion 1.6i Ghia ?

Not Jeff from jb-eye but this guys list of all the things that annoy him the most is pretty funny I think, worth a read. http://www.JeffIsCool.com/annoying.html

Teaching Arithmetic In 1950s A timber cutter sells a truckload of timber for £100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit? 2. Teaching Maths In 1970s A timber cutter sells a truckload of timber for £100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or £80. What is his profit? 3. Teaching Maths In 1980s A timber cutter sells a truckload of timber for £100. His cost of production i…

https://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/identity-en-8c1acdda2eb4bdbff3e28f994f9f489b.html

Ive just been offered 8 legs of Venison for £80.00 .....Do you think that's two Deer?

As I thought you'd recognise one, that's a facial shot!

No, really. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RARE-STEEL-RINGER-MODERN-Security-LIVE-Alarm-Bell-Box-WITH-sTROBE-/172696493322

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A MIRACULOUS SAVE. Woman saves herself in Crocodile attack using a small Walking Stick. This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a walking stick against a fierce predator. Here is her story in her own words: "While out walking along the edge of a creek just outside of our house in Darwin, with my soon to be ex-husband discussing our property settlement, Kids and other divorce issues, we were surprised by a huge 5 metre. Crocodile which suddenly emerged from the murky water and began charging at us very fast with its large jaws wide open. The Croc must have been protecting her young and her home because s…

flol, someone got Marley Plumbing a bit confused.... http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00DXAI3T4?keywords=multikwik&qid=1456860805&ref_=sr_1_7&sr=8-7

Being based more on the specialist ANPR side of the market and so forth, Intruder alarms wireless kit is it now secure enough and reliable enough stability built in encryption and very difficult to circumvent or are we still better of with cable ? Looked at some of the new Texe stuff but I'm still a bit wary of it all? I can see the install benefits but maybe it's just me nothing beats a good bit of copper!

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