norman

Is Adrian still at Texecom?

Nothing wrong with the 700l, and if it's not broke...

Hello and welcome

How big is your house?

Why bother servicing your car?

As above it's more than likely (unless expressly excluded in your agreement) your Landlord's responsibility, why bother wasting your time?

The latter, only if they are cats though... *just joking obvs

Indeed

Dejavu

Did they ever find Linda?

Hi, any 12v Domestic PIR will work, have a look here... https://www.securitywarehouse.co.uk/catalog/intruder-alarm-c-36/movement-detectors-c-36_116/standard-pirs-c-36_116_118/?sort=4a&filter_id=&product_listing_sorter_id=1

We took over a company c2001 who had hundreds of Veritas out there, I had a patch with c800 contracts and used to service 2-3 daily. I never had an issue with the screw covers or mains clips, bit of a knack to removing them without trashing them I agree but I prefered the look with them

Not sure, nothing old and ancient. A few components maybe.

For my O level I made a weightlifting type bench, spring loaded leg contraption, it was blooming ace and in those days I was allowed into the DT room alone during lunch and after school to weld etc.

I made a continuity tester thing, made it in a circular casing all vacuum formed.

He could watch it dry whilst reading your witty repartee.

@Gabs I'll have a look in my garage tomorrow, I'm sure I have some bits and pieces that you could make use of. When I've checked I'll pm you. You can have them foc of course.

Lol

Sundials

Do you service your car?

He's saying you are too pretty for prison, you'd be passed around like a commodity and end up with an arse like a blood orange.

What did they say when they stopped production and called you?

Thanks @RayPooley I await with baited breath.