norman

A friend is a Sgt now but when he was a beat bobby in his local village he made entry through a window to a house where someone had said they'd not seen the old dear for ages, he put his foot through her as he went through the window foot first, stiff as a board apparently (her not him)

Only have flies etc when there's 'juice' around...

Nah!

Who's the ADT guy?

more like you can't get it into engineer mode.

Looks reminiscent of a Gardtec 370? but yes, I'd swap them out

I'll hang off the retirement...

I remember now thanks.

He's known the word since he started, it's his forte.

Are HKC not available to DIY?

You admit you have no experience but will follow instruction, plenty who have experience, are shite and won't follow instruction so I'd say you heads above.

Theres some on here would offer you a job. Welcome btw.

Sorry but I've just spat out my tea.

A photo would be good.

If a neighbour of mine had a blaster that went off for no reason they'd be picking it up off the floor.

You can't read, it's 9

Nah

You have 6

Hello

Global warming is a myth.

Alloa and welcome

Hello and welcome

Unless it's wet with petrol.

Spookily this has just popped up on my news feed...

What brand did you spec in the contract?