wilks121 Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 My funniest one was one I didnt get. A well to do customer of mine for the last 20 odd years called me into his study after my maintenance visit, (they always get it done just before they go to Madeira for Christmas). I see a bottle of finest scotch whisky on the desk as he said, Do you like whisky? well I dont, but hey ho wasnt going to miss this opportunity to get my first christmas off the tight git! Yes I do says me, to which he replied So do i and as soon as you go Im going to crack open this fine malt and have a couple of drams. Ever felt like youve been led up the garden path.!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrHappy Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 people are strange, Mr Veritas God Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxo Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Don`t be a prat and tell me it is wrong to say "Happy Christmas" because some may not celebrate it. It is not "Happy Holiday", IT IS HAPPY CHRISTMAS. If you don`t like it. There are many ports and airports to use. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jb-eye Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 A school near me have not sent the children to a pantomime this year due to 12complaints from parents about last years adult innuendo. ALL 12 were Asian. Seems the country is a changing Customers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cubit Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 A school near me have not sent the children to a pantomime this year due to 12complaints from parents about last years adult innuendo. ALL 12 were Asian. Seems the country is a changing Was it compulsory attendance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norman Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 TBF it was Ali Baba and the 40 suicide bombers. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cubit Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 Mary and a donkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxo Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 A graphic demonstration of a not so immaculate conception? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
james.wilson Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 Lol Shame for the kids though securitywarehouse Security Supplies from Security Warehouse Trade Members please contact us for your TSI vetted trade discount. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 it's not often i get a tip because i don't get too involved in full installs but a customer gave me and my engineer a £50 tip each today! happy days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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