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Things found in airing cupboards

Matt Ward
in Security Horror Stories

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As this is back.

 

The most shocking thing was once when I did the new alarm on the bosses house and found the "Accounts" and the "other set" !

Not going to revel which company, all gone now and new owners.

 

But it was a nice surprise, even better when I told him and got a pay rise :D
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  • westy1
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    I was moving it out of the way and grabbed the lid to move it, when it partially opened I caught a glimpse of something with fur. I could not stop myself from taking a closer look. To say I was going

  • Dave P
    Dave P

    I was doing a job in Netherton in Dudley last year where the homeowner had passed away and the family wanted the building securing. I opened an airing cupboard and there in front of me on top of a bla

  • goncall
    goncall

    thats one kinky rabbit...i dont even want to think what it done with its carrot...

Leverage, you cant beat it! :D

As this is back.

 

The most shocking thing was once when I did the new alarm on the bosses house and found the "Accounts" and the "other set" !

Not going to revel which company, all gone now and new owners.

 

But it was a nice surprise, even better when I told him and got a pay rise :D

really?

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

As this is back.

The most shocking thing was once when I did the new alarm on the bosses house and found the "Accounts" and the "other set" !

Not going to revel which company, all gone now and new owners.

But it was a nice surprise, even better when I told him and got a pay rise :D

If I was you boss and you tried to blackmail me I would tell you to fek off!

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the one thing you dont do is rifle thru a customers personal paperwork..wheres the trust...

the one thing you dont do is rifle thru a customers personal paperwork..wheres the trust...

Exactly goncall. Especially the gaffers. Expect some abuse and pm's later lol

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the one thing you dont do is rifle thru a customers personal paperwork..wheres the trust...

 

QFA, very wrong.

id add i reakon playing a customers camcorder is a bit wrong too. But there may be truth in either story i suppose

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the one thing you dont do is rifle thru a customers personal paperwork..wheres the truss...

lol!.

given i work mainly in domestic, found blue mags, questionable underwear, smelly cricket boxes, loads if 'secret' cash but never ever found sexual toys :(.

one very prim and proper lady, flawed me with a remark. due to me needing access she found some of her husbands porno. showing multi entry sex, one male 'model' had an erect fence post like appendage, on seeing it she calmly remarks 'guess its somewhere to hang his hat'.

just hilarious, un-expected reaction lol!

If you think education is difficult, try being stupid!!!!

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