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Oldmodern

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Hello folks. Joined Modern alarms in 1987 when the only qualifications required were an ability to not need sleep and to keep smiling regardless.

Started with single zone panels with end of line batteries and kilometers of cc wire tacked to floors and ceilings behind hardboard, with tube and batten windows.

Used to put mains voltage down them to find the weak joints. Just had to make sure no kids about. The company then, was in such flux that if you could stick it for a year they paid long service pay and two days extra holiday. Still hanging on for my "30 years service free pen!"

Ron.

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  • Hello and welcome da do Ron Ron.

  • IIRC the plod f#ck'd arf off after he gave a 20 thousand page statement as why he had boot full of battery & timer relays in his car....

Welcome, can we call you Arf?

So, I've decided to take my work back underground.... to stop it falling into the wrong hands

 

8 minutes ago, datadiffusion said:

Welcome, can we call you Arf?

His posts aren't long enough! On top of that you can understand what he has written.

 

Welcome to the forum 

Fair point, Ok lets stick with Ron!

So, I've decided to take my work back underground.... to stop it falling into the wrong hands

 

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Sorry datafusion, not getting the arf joke. Either in house humor or over my head.

Call me Arf, call me Ron, but never call me clever!

1 minute ago, oldmodern said:

Sorry datafusion, not getting the arf joke.

 

Arf was probably the type of bloke that trained you....

 

 

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Just now, MrHappy said:

 

Arf was probably the type of bloke that trained your Dad....

 

 

 

Hello and welcome da do Ron Ron.

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.


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Training was for other people. I set forth with cutters, screwdriver and a fire extinguisher. Never needed the fire ex, but needed a plumbers toolkit a couple of times!

As for finding tsi on asta vista your a pretty big operation, Embedded in most alarm related questions posted.

1 minute ago, oldmodern said:

Training was for other people. I set forth with cutters, screwdriver and a fire extinguisher. Never needed the fire ex, but needed a plumbers toolkit a couple of times!

As for finding tsi on asta vista your a pretty big operation, Embedded in most alarm related questions posted.

You got any 4mm twin and earth handy?

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