3 hours ago, MrHappy said:

 

duh, the alarm is a security system which has requirement to have tamper circuit to detect tampering.

 

Gabs Security goes to Mrs Smiths house & fit a system, she gives the code to Robin B'stard the painter.

 

Robin B'stard, lets himself in every day to paint the house whilst Mrs Smith suns herself in glamorous Cleethorpes

 

Robin takes the lid of the panel & links out a no. of circuits as advised by google / a popular alarm forum,

 

A month or so after being paid for the painting Robin returns & does the gaff over.

 

Mrs Smith return home to find her valuables gone,

 

blah, blah, blah.... would normally end with legal tift & attempt to sue the alarm co. 

 

A life wasted Mr H, a life wasted. Just think, you could have been the new Barbara Cartland.

19 minutes ago, datadiffusion said:

 

 the new Barbara Cartland.

 

well Robin did smash Mrs Smiths back doors in...

 

1 minute ago, MrHappy said:

 

well Robin did smash Mrs Smiths back doors in...

 

LOL

Meanwhile, Mr Smith, who all the while was working in Saudi to keep Mrs Smith in pearls and little Brian in boarding school, sees all due to an unsecured cctv dvr and a hidden bedroom camera he had installed by his friend Al in better days.

 

Arriving home after an 18 hour journey, and feigning a lack of knowledge around the whole Robin affair, he throws his emotions into lamenting the robbery, whilst hating both his weak willed wife and Robin equally. Eventually, seeing Brian as an innocent party not old enough to suffer the fallout from the infidelity of adults, it's Robin he decides to murder, for now.

I'm lost who is robin who again?

Batmans twink boyfriend.

9 hours ago, james.wilson said:

I'm lost who is robin who again?

 

A painter and decorator from Hessle, dishonourably discharged from the merchant navy circa 1986, drives a T reg LDV Pilot.

4 hours ago, datadiffusion said:

dishonourably discharged from the merchant navy circa 1986

Crikey, that must have taken some doing.

35 minutes ago, norman said:

Crikey, that must have taken some doing.

 

An indecent act involving 2 birds in a public bar.... the parrots in the Earl de Grey where never the same again.

1 hour ago, norman said:

Crikey, that must have taken some doing.

 

He was overheard saying he'd 'had enough to drink, thanks.'