whistle Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 Lol, when we move it will be the van and a trailer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cubit Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 Why would you feel the need for security (4 of) when moving office? Scrap value of all them clamps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjsturner Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 Probably the clampin crew lending a hand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norman Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 I can't imagine anyone wanting to do Matt any ill doing? Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 nothing but contempt for this salad dodging ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrHappy Posted April 1, 2013 Author Share Posted April 1, 2013 Is there minimum fitness levels in the police ? As I can't see her waddling for any distance after an offender... Mr Veritas God Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjsturner Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 Maybe when you sign up but they cant fire you for being a fat sh1t otherwise this biatch would be fired already! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norman Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 Is there minimum fitness levels in the police ? As I can't see her waddling for any distance after an offender... used to be, also used to be eyesight chest expansion etc etc, now thanks to some human rights/discrimination bollox any pleb can get in, but I'm sure they still do a basic fitness every so many years iirc. eta.. http://policerecruitment.homeoffice.gov.uk/police-officer/what-happens-after-I-apply/fitness-test-health-checks/ good grief.. there are no minimum or maximum height requirements there is no formal educational requirement, but you will have to pass written tests you must be either a British Citizen, a citizen of the EU or other states in the EEA, or a Commonwealth citizen or foreign national with indefinite leave to remain in the UK although you may still be eligible to join the police service if you have minor convictions/cautions, there are certain offences and conditions that will make you ineligible. If you are at all unsure, contact your chosen force for more information you must physically and mentally be able to undertake police duties Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrHappy Posted April 1, 2013 Author Share Posted April 1, 2013 used to be, also used to be eyesight chest expansion etc etc, now thanks to some human rights/discrimination bollox any pleb can get in, but I'm sure they still do a basic fitness every so many years iirc. eta.. http://policerecruitment.homeoffice.gov.uk/police-officer/what-happens-after-I-apply/fitness-test-health-checks/ good grief.. there are no minimum or maximum height requirements there is no formal educational requirement, but you will have to pass written tests you must be either a British Citizen, a citizen of the EU or other states in the EEA, or a Commonwealth citizen or foreign national with indefinite leave to remain in the UK although you may still be eligible to join the police service if you have minor convictions/cautions, there are certain offences and conditions that will make you ineligible. If you are at all unsure, contact your chosen force for more information you must physically and mentally be able to undertake police duties are these the reasons why the police are pretty useless ? Mr Veritas God Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norman Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 well, the lower the bar, the bigger the retard... Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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