MrHappy

I love "gabs" added to pic of the knacked old alarm, just in case somebody steals it

An indecent act involving 2 birds in a public bar.... the parrots in the Earl de Grey where never the same again.

Ring pyronix ?

well Robin did smash Mrs Smiths back doors in...

you open the lid & interfere with the system & void the maintenance agreement

duh, the alarm is a security system which has requirement to have tamper circuit to detect tampering. Gabs Security goes to Mrs Smiths house & fit a system, she gives the code to Robin B'stard the painter. Robin B'stard, lets himself in every day to paint the house whilst Mrs Smith suns herself in glamorous Cleethorpes Robin takes the lid of the panel & links out a no. of circuits as advised by google / a popular alarm forum, A month or so after being paid for the painting Robin returns & does the gaff over. Mrs Smith return home to find her valuables gone, blah, blah, blah.... would normally end with legal tift & attempt to sue the alarm co.

saw these on SW the other day- http://www.elmdene.co.uk/Flush-Extension-Speakers-EXTSP.html

ADI, Enterprise & SW do me free shipping on a minium spend

you seen the flyer ? there's a bosch g2 pir which is 31p cheaper than SW with a minimum order of 6, wow £1.80 odd saved

IIRC having a "free mag" with price printed on the front is about claiming back tax rather than expecting payment...

Over the last few yr Risco massively cut their range, You best call them as I'm told not everything is listed in the online store

everything on the 1st page (expect cable ties) are marked 2 weeks only & everything on the back page is marked 2 weeks only the small print says "trade only" & "subject to availability"

Appretice of the yr 1990 odd ?

Its not fit for purpose, analogue addressable fire alarm system, if you've a half decent architect or project manager you'll should have already been advised of this

get a proper fire or proper interlinked smoke alarms

nah, like alarms I'll be working too close to c#nts everyday

anything but fire & security system....

I'd assume the keypads need enabling in engineering ? What mind bending drugs in qty to stun a horse did you take before making the bright idea to purchase a prosys ?

I'd say the "house bashing" is self deprecation than aimed at anyone, Most of the posters are "trade" with a mix of ability's, there's always some helpful advice mixed in with the banter,

It's not consumer electronics, a skilled alarm monkey can poke 'em with a screw driver & everything is peachy (ish) Alarm monkeys can spend too much time in cupboards to have people skills....

condensation or device fitted to an outward opening door, Clean terminals, touch of petroleum jelly on battery ends maybe a silica gel pack in the case OMG I'm possessed by the late, great, Arfur Mo....

Today I've been f#cking around with a CPX with fitted 2004 ish ? Tamper on radio contact, existing PCB fitted into new case Subs asking about the code as he uses fobs... I f#ck around with a rkp on a fly lead to get the code back to 5678 Then the old git asks if it night sets the same.... & promptly types 1212 & lots perplexed that it nolonger works....

nice 1st post...

radio battery low would normally list a device no. 80's are fobs 90's are sensors any high low battery fault = new battery & ensure highest & lowest options are in place The system is a piece of piss to support for someone with experience of the product This week I've had struggled with an engenius bridge, a BT homehub 5 & a thomas techincolour router ( the prricks had ceased the line & adsl) If i was a full time IT monkey I'd been much quicker

they should be metal machine screws with slotted heads under the caps