norman Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Because your wife doesn't know where the insurance paperwork is? Quote Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
datadiffusion Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 (edited) Agreed with the small co scenario, but Matthew openly says he's spent 1 million squid... so I'd'd be pretty pissed if I was still tied to the phone and had never been on a family holiday, after all remind me why we work again? Yep sorry I meant entirely from the POV of the OP All this talk of redundancy, what happens when your heart pops? He'll take an aspirin then call me Edited May 7, 2014 by datadiffusion Quote So, I've decided to take my work back underground.... to stop it falling into the wrong hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matthew.brough Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 You guys are worrying me. Stu, I've put on about 1 1/2 stone since your visit . . . Quote www.securitywarehouse.co.uk/catalog/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
datadiffusion Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 (edited) Eh? What happened to 'Running Hard'... (in real life I don't mean the site title, I can see whats happened there!) Edited May 7, 2014 by datadiffusion Quote So, I've decided to take my work back underground.... to stop it falling into the wrong hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matthew.brough Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Still do the exercise. Seems the more weight I wanna loose the more pays me a visit Chained to this desk doesn't assist matters. Quote www.securitywarehouse.co.uk/catalog/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
datadiffusion Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 That's not going to help, but even going up and down the stairs a few times is better than nowt. I'm not exactly boyband material myself but the scary thing is, long term survival rates are better for cancer (all types combined) than heart disease! Quote So, I've decided to take my work back underground.... to stop it falling into the wrong hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matthew.brough Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Comforting Quote www.securitywarehouse.co.uk/catalog/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
datadiffusion Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 GET BACK TO YOUR DESK TASKS! Quote So, I've decided to take my work back underground.... to stop it falling into the wrong hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alterEGO Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 One of our customers sells these Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
datadiffusion Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 "hello, <puff> good <puff> afternoon.... and... sorry, can you give me a second... <sound of inhaler> "hi, yeah, thanks for calling back doctor, I think I'm having a heart attack at work..." Quote So, I've decided to take my work back underground.... to stop it falling into the wrong hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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