Because your wife doesn't know where the insurance paperwork is?

Agreed with the small co scenario, but Matthew openly says he's spent 1 million squid... so I'd'd be pretty pissed if I was still tied to the phone and had never been on a family holiday, after all remind me why we work again? 

 

Yep sorry I meant entirely from the POV of the OP

All this talk of redundancy, what happens when your heart pops?

 

He'll take an aspirin then call me

Edited May 7, 201412 yr by datadiffusion

You guys are worrying me.

 

Stu, I've put on about 1 1/2 stone since your visit . . .

Eh? What happened to 'Running Hard'... (in real life I don't mean the site title, I can see whats happened there!)

Edited May 7, 201412 yr by datadiffusion

Still do the exercise. Seems the more weight I wanna loose the more pays me a visit

Chained to this desk doesn't assist matters.

That's not going to help, but even going up and down the stairs a few times is better than nowt.

 

I'm not exactly boyband material myself but the scary thing is, long term survival rates are better for cancer (all types combined) than heart disease!

Comforting

GET BACK TO YOUR DESK TASKS!

One of our customers sells these

"hello, <puff> good <puff> afternoon.... and... sorry, can you give me a second...

 

<sound of inhaler>

 

"hi, yeah, thanks for calling back doctor, I think I'm having a heart attack at work..."