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Things found in airing cupboards

Matt Ward
in Security Horror Stories

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My tuna butties... LOL
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  • westy1
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    I was moving it out of the way and grabbed the lid to move it, when it partially opened I caught a glimpse of something with fur. I could not stop myself from taking a closer look. To say I was going

  • Dave P
    Dave P

    I was doing a job in Netherton in Dudley last year where the homeowner had passed away and the family wanted the building securing. I opened an airing cupboard and there in front of me on top of a bla

  • goncall
    goncall

    thats one kinky rabbit...i dont even want to think what it done with its carrot...

What did it taste like?

If you're keen to find out (which it would appear you are :whistle:)I know a website that will send you out the items you require, second user. :)

Edited by Lurch

You have too much free time Stuart get back to work!

Agreed
Righto, I get the message.

Laughs at Stu from the back of the class :P

Service Engineer and all round nice bloke :-)

The views above are mine and NOT those of my employer.

hmm-i think you read that story in a dirty magazine ;)

sorry i meant to quote this reply :whistle:

A large selection of lady

Edited by G.J.M

hmm-i think you read that story in a dirty magazine ;)

sorry i meant to quote this reply :whistle:

A large selection of lady
pornos, mags, home made vids & pics oh yes and not forgetting toys......

and all in the same house

Ummm......

I hate to bring this up, but how did you know what was on the videos? Were they clearly labeled "Time we got drunk and Bob wore my underwear" and "The kids were all out of the house and we rented that porno and tried that thing we saw" and "Debbie from Accounts Payable"? Or did you pop a video into the VCR?
"Debbie from Accounts Payable"

Didn't she do Dallas :whistle:

Regards

Bellman

Service Engineer and all round nice bloke :-)

The views above are mine and NOT those of my employer.
Didn't she do Dallas

That was in her spare time, a 'hobby' if you will ;)

I hate to bring this up, but how did you know what was on the videos?

I would say it's fairly safe to assume that a stack of video tapes found with porno mags, pic's of the missus and other 'items' that are all stuffed in the airing cupboard\under the bed don't contain the round up of last weeks soaps. ;)

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