Rulland Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 Some guy knocked on my door, 'I'm collecting for the people in Africa, there's a severe drought', so I gave him a pint of water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alarm Protection Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 It's a load of **** imo! ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 A Jehovas Witness knocked on my door last night. I asked him in, sat him down and said "Right, what do you want to talk about ?" He said "**** knows - I've never got this far before" There's a jehovas witness who has knocked on the door a few times in the last couple of years and I'm temped to let her in as she's hot as ****.. just gotta keep hoping she knocks one night when the wife and kids are out.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matthew.brough Posted December 14, 2013 Author Share Posted December 14, 2013 There's a jehovas witness who has knocked on the door a few times in the last couple of years and I'm temped to let her in as she's hot as ****.. just gotta keep hoping she knocks one night when the wife and kids are out.. I once had the pleasure and it was just that. Pure pleasure. www.securitywarehouse.co.uk/catalog/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goncall Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 I once had the pleasure and it was just that. Pure pleasure. she's under the shed i take it then.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matthew.brough Posted December 14, 2013 Author Share Posted December 14, 2013 she's under the shed i take it then.... Was in my younger days g, before I met Mrs Matt. I was only 16 as was she, very thin, very fit and it was an awesome few months. Surprisingly I was quite lucky with the female population. I met Mrs Matt when I was 18 though and been married for 12 years. Poor woman. www.securitywarehouse.co.uk/catalog/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norman Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 I once had the pleasure and it was just that. Pure pleasure. Let me get this right, you banged a fit Jehova? Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goncall Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 Surprisingly I was quite lucky with the female population. . what lucky they couldn't raise the alarm.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norman Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 There's a jehovas witness who has knocked on the door a few times in the last couple of years and I'm temped to let her in as she's hot as ****.. just gotta keep hoping she knocks one night when the wife and kids are out.. Don't be so naive, they have a fitty for us saddo's and a couple of chiselled hunks for the MILF's, it's all in the marketing. what lucky they couldn't raise the alarm.. Hi, My name's Matthew, does this smell like Chloroform to you...... Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cubit Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 iam as its public,they do get offended for some reason..Jesus wasn't even a proper tradesman he was only a joiner ,if he had been a sparky I might be a believer .. Jesus?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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