sparky999 Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 To appreciate this joke - Like me you need to be able to picture the event as your reading it. A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to break something, but the boy continues. "Johnny!" Mom screams. "Knock it off." You're going to break something. He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a short trip to the shopping centre. Johnny starts up with the balloon again after his mom has left for the store. He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet where he leaves it. Mom comes in and while putting away the grocery gets the urge. A diarrhoea run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH, out it comes. When she's finished, she looks down and can't believe what she's seeing. She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet! She calls her doctor. The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but he assures her he'll be over shortly to examine everything. When he arrives she leads him to the bath room and he gets down on his knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing. Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to see what it might be and POP! The balloon explodes and poop is everywhere. On him, the walls, etc. "Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks. He says, "I've been in this business for over 30 years, and this is the first time I've ever actually seen a fart !" . . . . . . You're laughing aren't you...I know you are!!! Peter Robinson Freelance M:07889038650 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arfur mo Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 regs alan If you think education is difficult, try being stupid!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vince8282 Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 To appreciate this joke - Like me you need to be able to picture the event as your reading it.A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to break something, but the boy continues. "Johnny!" Mom screams. "Knock it off." You're going to break something. He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a short trip to the shopping centre. Johnny starts up with the balloon again after his mom has left for the store. He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet where he leaves it. Mom comes in and while putting away the grocery gets the urge. A diarrhoea run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH, out it comes. When she's finished, she looks down and can't believe what she's seeing. She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet! She calls her doctor. The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but he assures her he'll be over shortly to examine everything. When he arrives she leads him to the bath room and he gets down on his knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing. Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to see what it might be and POP! The balloon explodes and poop is everywhere. On him, the walls, etc. "Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks. He says, "I've been in this business for over 30 years, and this is the first time I've ever actually seen a fart !" . . . . . . You're laughing aren't you...I know you are!!! Now there's a thought for the day Was Auther a doctor at the time? Practice in the morning, practice at night. Practice in the evening, until you get it right. Only make sure you are practising in the right way at the right time for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arfur mo Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 To appreciate this joke - Like me you need to be able to picture the event as your reading it..............She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet! She calls her doctor. ...........When he arrives she leads him to the bath room and he gets down on his knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing. Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to see what it might be and POP! The balloon explodes and poop is everywhere. On him, the walls, etc. "Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks. He says, "I've been in this business for over 30 years, and this is the first time I've ever actually seen a fart !" . . sometimes an active imagination is fed with to much info and unfortunately can overload - lol! regs alan If you think education is difficult, try being stupid!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
satsuma01 Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 i have to say that is one of the funniest jokes ive heard in a while and ive hear/read a few. "If you carry your childhood with you, you never become old. Why rush to end life when happiness is in the blissfulness of childhood innocence.""We all die, the goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will." 07475071344 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alarm Protection Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 You should receive a 20% warning or that joke lol! ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norman Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 "Humour Is There Any Left On This Site?" no Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest anguscanplay Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 You should receive a 20% warning or that joke lol! dont forget the credit crunch - its 33% now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chorlton Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 "Humour Is There Any Left On This Site?"no I thought you were going to say "humour is this site" norman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norman Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 dont forget the credit crunch - its 33% nowsometimes angus, just sometimes I lol @ u Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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