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sparky999 Posted May 4, 2008 Author Share Posted May 4, 2008 A very tired nurse walks into a bank, Totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift. Preparing to write a check, She pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse And tries to write with it. When she realizes her mistake, She looks at the flabbergasted teller And without missing a beat, she says: 'Well, that's great....that's just great.... Some //.B.W.F.//'s got my pen!' Peter Robinson Freelance M:07889038650 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparky999 Posted May 4, 2008 Author Share Posted May 4, 2008 Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Bunnings Hardware when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy, 'Sorry about that, I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going.' The young guy says, 'That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.' The old guy says, 'Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?' The young guy says, 'Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?' The old guy says, 'Doesn't matter Peter Robinson Freelance M:07889038650 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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