So How Would You Get Into The Trade Of Security System Installations?

December 15, 201114 yr

So how would someone go about getting a job/training in security systems?

Have always had an interest and had a week when i was 16 as a "trainee" although shuned out the door as not being ready for work! Although i finished after i put up loads of pir's on a big factory job they had, convienient!

28 now and been in the same job for 9/10 years manufacturing cable assemblies, Always seen to find my interest in alarms and security but always have the worries about pay and security of work.

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December 16, 201114 yr

1) brain scan.

If you fail that then you really do have exciting career choices ahead of you:

a) join the security business *

b) site on a tyre all day eating bananas and picking sweetcorn from your turds.

* If you can read this you're over qualified, sorry.

Originally said by Charles Babbage
On two occasions I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.

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December 16, 201114 yr

1) brain scan.

If you fail that then you really do have exciting career choices ahead of you:

a) join the security business *

b) site on a tyre all day eating bananas and picking sweetcorn from your turds.

* If you can read this you're over qualified, sorry.

It appears so....

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.