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Chorlton

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With all the turmoil in the market today and the collapse of Lehman Bros and

Acquisition of Merrill Lynch by Bank of America this might be some good

advice. For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected

mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.

Watch for these consolidations later on this year:

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W R. Grace

Co. Will merge and become:

Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and

become:

Poly, Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:

MMMGood.

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge

and become:

ZipAudiDoDa .

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:

FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:

Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:

PouponPants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:

Knott NOW!

And finally...

9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name:

TittyTittyBangBang.

C.

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Best financial advise:

Buy biscuits. Open tin. Eat biscuits. Put money in tin.

Then get jef to fit a monitored alarm to protect property where tin lives. Come to think of it this is probably why we are so busy. All those punters taking their money out of banks to their homes to keep it safe and with one of our alalrms.

Customers!

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Then get jef to fit a monitored alarm to protect property where tin lives.

... then realise that all money gone on alarm and tin is now empty. Bummer! Life sucks!

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I was told today that 2p coins had greater scrap value than face value.... same as 1p apparently.....and sack loads were being taken down the scrap yard hence government is minting lots of new coins less weighty and less copper content....

allegedly........

All recent 'bronze' coins are made mainly of ferrous metal. The originals, from 1970 to sometime in the 80's cannot be picked up with a magnet .... but the newer ones can.

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