Chorlton Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 With all the turmoil in the market today and the collapse of Lehman Bros and Acquisition of Merrill Lynch by Bank of America this might be some good advice. For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations later on this year: 1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W R. Grace Co. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace. 2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker. 3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood. 4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa . 5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP. 6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild. 7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants. 8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW! And finally... 9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name: TittyTittyBangBang. C. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparky999 Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 very good Peter Robinson Freelance M:07889038650 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jb-eye Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 Just buy Gold Another thought occurred, Change (as in coins) change all your notes to coins that way the Chinese will give you at worst the scrap value Customers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A-G Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 Best financial advise: Buy biscuits. Open tin. Eat biscuits. Put money in tin. . . . PM me for access to the SSAIB members discussion area. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chorlton Posted October 7, 2008 Author Share Posted October 7, 2008 Chorltons top tips (for what their worth) 1) Spend only your money. (don't borrow) 2) Always be owed more than you owe. (+ cashflow) 3) have enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jb-eye Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 Best financial advise:Buy biscuits. Open tin. Eat biscuits. Put money in tin. Then get jef to fit a monitored alarm to protect property where tin lives. Come to think of it this is probably why we are so busy. All those punters taking their money out of banks to their homes to keep it safe and with one of our alalrms. Customers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A-G Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 Then get jef to fit a monitored alarm to protect property where tin lives. ... then realise that all money gone on alarm and tin is now empty. Bummer! Life sucks! . . . PM me for access to the SSAIB members discussion area. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrHappy Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 Then get jef to fit a monitored alarm to protect property where tin lives. monitored alarms & biscuits tins........... howcome angus ain't had a mention? Mr Veritas God Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A-G Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 monitored alarms & biscuits tins........... howcome angus ain't had a mention? You blinked first! . . . PM me for access to the SSAIB members discussion area. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
esp-protocol Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 I was told today that 2p coins had greater scrap value than face value.... same as 1p apparently.....and sack loads were being taken down the scrap yard hence government is minting lots of new coins less weighty and less copper content.... allegedly........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A-G Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 I was told today that 2p coins had greater scrap value than face value.... same as 1p apparently.....and sack loads were being taken down the scrap yard hence government is minting lots of new coins less weighty and less copper content....allegedly........ All recent 'bronze' coins are made mainly of ferrous metal. The originals, from 1970 to sometime in the 80's cannot be picked up with a magnet .... but the newer ones can. . . . PM me for access to the SSAIB members discussion area. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NitroN Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 Chorltons top tips (for what their worth)1) Spend only your money. (don't borrow) 2) Always be owed more than you owe. (+ cashflow) 3) have enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jb-eye Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 Good advise...nn very good Customers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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