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Ladders on the roof

dave ferguson
in Security Horror Stories

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No way ??

True.

I was at the traffic lights at the time.

The opinions I express are mine and are usually correct!

(Except when I'm wrong)(which I'm not)
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True.

I was at the traffic lights at the time.

I thought you might have been 'broad siding' it round a bend.

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
  • 1 month later...

I was following a lorry along the M20 from Dover when something fell out the back of it. I had a matter of seconds to decide wether to swerve and possibly lose control, or carry on and run over the tumbling object in the road.

Luckily I made the right decision and flattend the ileagal immigrant. :whistle:

Nice to see youve joined the community Tones.

The opinions I express are mine and are usually correct!

(Except when I'm wrong)(which I'm not)
  • 8 months later...
I was following a lorry along the M20 from Dover when something fell out the back of it. I had a matter of seconds to decide wether to swerve and possibly lose control, or carry on and run over the tumbling object in the road.

Luckily I made the right decision and flattend the ileagal immigrant. :whistle:

Ive just seen this post and cant stop laffin

Eucam Security Systems

0845 4630 746

www.eucam.co.uk

or he wants to beat my post count?

Eucam Security Systems

0845 4630 746

www.eucam.co.uk

Some posts should be :banned::D IMHO... or better yet "pruned" that will stop it - mentioning no names but Im sure James knows who I mean :ninja:

Intruder / CCTV / Access Control Technical Support Personal

Subscriber to the "K.I.S.S" principle, that's Keep It Simple Stupid, are you?

I once hit a fox on the A63, didnt quite kill it though had to go back and finish it off with the jack <_<
  • 2 months later...

A pigeon flew into my ladders in abbeywood (nr dartford) and i saw all the feathers etc in my rear view mirror, ok i did smile a bit !

But when i got home to Hastings, east sussex, it was still stuck there a not quite dead ! I'm sure i got to way over 90 several times on the way home that night !

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