james.wilson Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 At the end of the tax year, the A.T.O. sent a tax inspector to audit the books of a local hospital. While the taxman was checking the books, he turned to the executive of the hospital and said: “I notice you buy a lot of bandages. I imagine there's a lot of wastage there. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too little left to be of any use?""Good question," noted the executive. "We save them up and send them back to the bandage company and every once in a while, they send us a free roll.""Oh," replied the taxman, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. However, he was now well mounted on his favourite hobby horse and ready to be critical.“What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left over after setting a cast on a patient?" "Ah, yes," replied the executive, who actually hadn't a clue, but rising to the challenge. "We save that too, and send it back to the manufacturer and every so often they send us a free bag of plaster.""My, my, an answer for everything!" responded the auditor, who also fancied himself a bit of a wit. "What do you do with all the remains from the circumcision surgeries?""Here, too, we do not waste," answered the executive. What we do is save all the little foreskins and send them to the tax office, and about once a year they send us a complete prick." securitywarehouse Security Supplies from Security Warehouse Trade Members please contact us for your TSI vetted trade discount. Link to comment https://www.thesecurityinstaller.co.uk/community/topic/41230-taxman-joke/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
21ninja Posted May 17, 2017 Share Posted May 17, 2017 That made me chuckle. Link to comment https://www.thesecurityinstaller.co.uk/community/topic/41230-taxman-joke/#findComment-462984 Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterJames Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 20 hours ago, 21ninja said: That made me chuckle. Made my eyes hurt, and Id heard it before Link to comment https://www.thesecurityinstaller.co.uk/community/topic/41230-taxman-joke/#findComment-462997 Share on other sites More sharing options...
james.wilson Posted May 18, 2017 Author Share Posted May 18, 2017 3 minutes ago, PeterJames said: Made my eyes hurt, and Id heard it before I did the large print just for you securitywarehouse Security Supplies from Security Warehouse Trade Members please contact us for your TSI vetted trade discount. Link to comment https://www.thesecurityinstaller.co.uk/community/topic/41230-taxman-joke/#findComment-463000 Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterJames Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 16 minutes ago, james.wilson said: I did the large print just for you It takes me ages to get to the bottom of the page to reply, and its gonna take me ages to get back up to the top again now! Link to comment https://www.thesecurityinstaller.co.uk/community/topic/41230-taxman-joke/#findComment-463001 Share on other sites More sharing options...
james.wilson Posted May 18, 2017 Author Share Posted May 18, 2017 increase your screen res above 800x600 then you bat... securitywarehouse Security Supplies from Security Warehouse Trade Members please contact us for your TSI vetted trade discount. Link to comment https://www.thesecurityinstaller.co.uk/community/topic/41230-taxman-joke/#findComment-463002 Share on other sites More sharing options...
norman Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 1 hour ago, PeterJames said: It takes me ages to get to the bottom of the page to reply, and its gonna take me ages to get back up to the top again now! Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. Link to comment https://www.thesecurityinstaller.co.uk/community/topic/41230-taxman-joke/#findComment-463009 Share on other sites More sharing options...
james.wilson Posted May 18, 2017 Author Share Posted May 18, 2017 careful wrists are broken from those huge heights securitywarehouse Security Supplies from Security Warehouse Trade Members please contact us for your TSI vetted trade discount. Link to comment https://www.thesecurityinstaller.co.uk/community/topic/41230-taxman-joke/#findComment-463010 Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterJames Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 bstards! Link to comment https://www.thesecurityinstaller.co.uk/community/topic/41230-taxman-joke/#findComment-463012 Share on other sites More sharing options...
james.wilson Posted May 18, 2017 Author Share Posted May 18, 2017 lol securitywarehouse Security Supplies from Security Warehouse Trade Members please contact us for your TSI vetted trade discount. Link to comment https://www.thesecurityinstaller.co.uk/community/topic/41230-taxman-joke/#findComment-463014 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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