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How Not To Turn Your Alarm Off

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Hello is that the service dept

Check out this video of a guy trying to turn his alarm off,

The expensive way :-

Made me laugh

Landlord won't be happy.

Its a cheap ADT £99 deal he'll just get another one ............wont he?

  • 1 month later...

Thats mental surely if you were going to smash something you'd do the actual thing making the noise. I don't understand why he thought smashing the keyad would help... its illogical.

lol, missed that 1st time around....

Wiggy & his pal are wounderful example of where your taxes are spent,

Mr th2.jpg Veritas God

  • 2 months later...
  • 4 weeks later...

peterjames,

Its an old "accord" resi panel adt used to fit about 5-8yr ago way more than £99 domonial.

lol

Edited by Gregtsd

peterjames,

Its an old "accord" resi panel adt used to fit about 5-8yr ago way more than £99 domonial.

lol

My answer was satirical Greg

  • 4 weeks later...

that's funny!

i went to a rental property recently to sort out an alarm problem. The tenant was a pro footballer, and his alarm was going off.

I arrived to see he'd kicked the keypad to pieces! When I asked why, he just said he could't be doing with the noise. I silenced it properly.

"are you gonna fix it then?"

"what do you want me to do with that now you've smashed it to pieces?"

"dunno!"

"you have no alarm mate, goodbye!"

A very bright lad

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