that's funny!

i went to a rental property recently to sort out an alarm problem. The tenant was a pro footballer, and his alarm was going off.

I arrived to see he'd kicked the keypad to pieces! When I asked why, he just said he could't be doing with the noise. I silenced it properly.

"are you gonna fix it then?"

"what do you want me to do with that now you've smashed it to pieces?"

"dunno!"

"you have no alarm mate, goodbye!"

A very bright lad

Thought you didn't do alarms?

Lol

What a pair of scrots. Id say pound for pound that rkp kicked his ass. At least adt guy actually did the terminals up. Made a right **** of this bloke!!

Why's it not stopping? Oh yeah, I smashed the wrong fing up.