parking one yours?

It might be, got two now under serious consideration!

landlord and bailiff

Wish the gits would hurry up.

As soon as the last order is recieved I can get rehoused.

Spent the afternoon removing items from walls and filling the holes.

Was allowed under the agreement anyway, but not going to walk away leaving the place untidy.

In fact I can honestly say the place is far better than when I took on the lease 7 yrs ago.

Apart from the damp patch they have not repaired.

I can walk ( shut it) away from here head held high and every bill paid.

Ive just added the first one to my standard small print

lol , I intended the post to only include the first one.

Then saw the other two and obviously the server timer assumed I was adding to the first post and put all 3 together.

TBH just the first on its own would have had more impact.

Classic one though.

Glad peeps enjoyed.

Again, I have to admonish your use of the great english language and its use in humour.

It is generally assumed a joke should be funny.

But your Irish and the concept of being funny is a difficult one to grasp.

I know, my mother was one of the afflicted.

However your feeble attempt has been noted.

Edited January 13, 201115 yr by Oxo

Which one is limping?

the cockney spacker