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Drinking Water

Chorlton
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In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of E. coli- bacteria found in faeces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop

Wine/Beer = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine or beer and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of poop
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of E. coli- bacteria found in faeces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop

Wine/Beer = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine or beer and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of poop

:lol:

"If you carry your childhood with you, you never become old. Why rush to end life when happiness is in the blissfulness of childhood innocence."

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In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of E. coli- bacteria found in faeces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop

Wine/Beer = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine or beer and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of poop

a Scotsmans logic :whistle:

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uv light kills the bacteria at water plant?

brewing is the reason why we exist, however beer is too stong now to exist on solely but I have had fun trying in the past

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I only drink on two occasions.

With fish & without fish.

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