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This Could Only Have Happened In Ireland

sparky999
in Just Joking

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Sorry boys thats not Iteland. They dont use short handles on shovels.

Jef

Customers!

Thats Paddy and Mick, they got the sack because their wheelbarrow went squeak ................ squeak ............... squeak ............... squeak ............... squeak ............... The boss said it should have went squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak.

cheers ANGUSBOY.

Edited by ANGUSBOY

Thats Paddy and Mick, they got the sack because their wheelbarrow went squeak ................ squeak ............... squeak ............... squeak ............... squeak ............... The boss said it should have went squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak.

cheers ANGUSBOY.

Ahhhh,the old ones are still the old ones!

By the way,do you know why Irish jokes are so simple???

It's so the English can understand them!!!
Ahhhh,the old ones are still the old ones!

By the way,do you know why Irish jokes are so simple???

It's so the English can understand them!!!

But they don't get confused by a jock having a crapday. :no:

Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional

Ahhhh,the old ones are still the old ones!

By the way,do you know why Irish jokes are so simple???

It's so the English can understand them!!!

oh, there was me thinking it was to match the subject matter.

but the jock always gets more out of the joke

first when he hears the joke , then when its explained to him and then a week later when he gets it

that's quite enough. anyone dyslexic? lol
that's quite enough. anyone dyslexic? lol

ffo kcuf :fear:

staged for beadle, worth

Kevin Scott. Owner of KK Alarms...... Installation .. Service .. Repair ...... Thoughout.. Northumberland and North Tyneside ..... Tel:01670 361948 (call diverted after 15 seconds) or 07947444114
  • 4 weeks later...

They look like removable posts to me.

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

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