Last lot of auto curtains I saw was at the crematorium

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I had a backstage pass to service the cameras at Sunderland Crem, now that was a pure pleasure watching the Makums burn!

I have to pay to open wor lasses curtains, 22 years married and i still havent paid off the debt. They are a nice shade of beef though!

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How to make the wife screem after sex,

Wipe your toj on her curtains

And the old fav

How to make your wife scream DURING sex.

Call her and let her listen!

Nice topic!

ot - talking of crems, I had to quote for a fire alarm on our local a few years ago, not pleasant surroundings i must add, and to boot, i thought it was a wind up! (which it wasnt)

James

One thins Ive always wanted to know, do they burn the coffins aswell? It seems a waste if they do.

Well at Sunderland they burn everything, including the fittings. If theyre metal ones they are retrieved afterwards when they crush the lumpy bits in a machine with like cannonballs in it.

Its quite an interesting process, at least i thought so, i didnt find it morbid at all. Watching a body burn was facinating, whats was left over wouldnt fill a sweetie jar, bearing in mind the ashes include the coffin.

Ian is there somthing your not telling us mate

coffin cam..

a division of ######## cam ltd..

Edited August 22, 200520 yr by Service Engineer

Ian is there somthing your not telling us mate 

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NO! I already said its Sunderland Crem, theyre burning Makums. Ok so theyre already dead, its still a pleasure for a Geordie!