arfur mo Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 From Ireland where driving while under the influence is considered a sport, comes this story - : Recently a routine Garda Síochána patrol was parked outside a bar in Donegal Town After last call, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity, in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off; it was a fine, dry summer night, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little, and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left. At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road. The Garda Síochána officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, and promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyser test. To his amazement, the breathalyser indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said, 'I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the Garda station. This breathalyser equipment must be broken.' 'I doubt it,' said Paddy , truly proud of himself. 'Tonight I'm the designated decoy! Brilliant! If you think education is difficult, try being stupid!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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arfur mo Posted February 1, 2011 Author Share Posted February 1, 2011 Hope CerbNI loves me know . Arfur If you think education is difficult, try being stupid!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jnealon Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 It's funny alright considering Donegal has the highest number of road deaths in Ireland. I'm guessing CerbNI is from Northern Ireland, Donegal is in the republic Oh yeah Ireland does not have Police www.realsecurity.ie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CerbNI Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 It's funny alright considering Donegal has the highest number of road deaths in Ireland. I'm guessing CerbNI is from Northern Ireland, Donegal is in the republic Oh yeah Ireland does not have Police Ammended to reflect realism. Was going to say that the road from Muff and norhwards was pretty hairy for maniac drivers best of times but maybe not (damn,too late!). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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