james.wilson Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 . securitywarehouse Security Supplies from Security Warehouse Trade Members please contact us for your TSI vetted trade discount. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arfur mo Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 i always loved the story of the woman trying to copy a picture by putting the image to the monitor screeen - not on the scanner . i was working yesterday in a house where one of the jobs was a GSM gate opener. excellentkit but the instructions are diabolical, so i've wrote up a 'simple user guide' for entering/deleting allowed numbers, emailed it on in advance. so i get there do the usual hello's floor show, ask how he got on with programming numbers, no good he says, followed your instructions to the letter, but keep getting 'bad number' reports, i'm puzzled so i try no probs so take him though it. and bless, where i had put 07nnnnnnnnn to represent the number - guess what he typed in 07nnnnnnnnn to 30 ser locations , you simply could not right it, i was giggling like an idiot every time i thought about it all day, had to go outside to the van 'for kit' to have several good heavily surpressed sniggers . Arfur If you think education is difficult, try being stupid!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Oxo Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 That your office James? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
james.wilson Posted October 28, 2010 Author Share Posted October 28, 2010 Yep securitywarehouse Security Supplies from Security Warehouse Trade Members please contact us for your TSI vetted trade discount. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Oxo Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 LOL i`m going to ring Anne and tell her you said that!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banjax Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 I had the same problem once. After installing an alarm system,(Even after demonstrating the system to the customer...) Later that evening I had a phone call from the customer saying that they read thru the user instructions and tried changing the code number... In the manual it was 1234 but said you need to enter your new number as XXXX on the keypad. They complained cos there was no X's on the keypad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alterEGO Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 we had an old boy smash his hall PIR off the wall with his walking stick, all because he needed to change the battery in his smoke detector. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banjax Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 Alarm systems get the blame for all kinds of noises.. One call out I had was of a constant beeping from an alarm system... Turned out to be a battery going flat in a mobile phone. Another callout was cos a customer said that every time they slammed their front door shut the alarm was triggered. At the house I slammed the front door shut and sure enough there was a siren triggered but it was coming from the toilet next to the front door. After a search in the toilet I found a vase on the window cill and in there was a personel attack alarm. It sensed the vibration from the door slamming shut and was triggered! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jb-eye Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 Dopnt think any of the above beats the shop owner who claimed our service eng had taken his buttons away, Yep we closed the lid on the keypad. Customers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alterEGO Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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