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 3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue

 31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the Christmas lights were plugged in

 142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all the pins from new shirts

 58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers

 19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate

 British hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents

 101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet

 18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth

 A massive 543 Brits were admitted to hospital in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth

 5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out-of-control Scalextric cars

 In 2000, eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the loo

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 3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue

 31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the Christmas lights were plugged in

 142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all the pins from new shirts

 58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers

 19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate

 British hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents

 101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet

 18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth

 A massive 543 Brits were admitted to hospital in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth

 5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out-of-control Scalextric cars

 In 2000, eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the loo

C.

:huh:

Happy Christmas to all of the above! :rolleyes:

Someone told me I was ignorant and apathetic, I don't know what that means, nor do I care.

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 5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out-of-control Scalextric cars

Just thought of a great money earner. Speed cameras .... Sorry, I meant safety cameras .... for Scalectrix sets.

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Just thought of a great money earner. Speed cameras .... Sorry, I meant safety cameras .... for Scalectrix sets.

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