james.wilson Posted June 30, 2008 Share Posted June 30, 2008 2 TOUGH QUESTIONS >Question 1: >If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who >were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had >syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? > >Read the next question before looking at the response for this one. > >Question 2: >It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here >are the facts about the three candidates. > >Candidate A. >Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist. He's >had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a >day. > >Candidate B. >He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in >college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. > >Candidate C >He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an >occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Which of these candidates would be our choice? >Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response. > > >------------------------------------------------------------- > > > > > > > > > > >Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt. >Candidate B is Winston Churchill. >Candidate C is Adolph Hitler. > > > > > > >And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion >question: If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven. securitywarehouse Security Supplies from Security Warehouse Trade Members please contact us for your TSI vetted trade discount. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hpotter Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 2 TOUGH QUESTIONS >Question 1: >If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who >were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had >syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? > >Read the next question before looking at the response for this one. > >Question 2: >It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here >are the facts about the three candidates. > >Candidate A. >Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist. He's >had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a >day. > >Candidate B. >He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in >college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. > >Candidate C >He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an >occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Which of these candidates would be our choice? >Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response. > > >------------------------------------------------------------- > > > > > > > > > > >Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt. >Candidate B is Winston Churchill. >Candidate C is Adolph Hitler. > > > > > > >And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion >question: If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven. I thought the 3 candidates were our local council leaders. Especially as I reckoned the pregnant woman was married to candidate C. Mind you, Hitler & Beethoven were both deaf in their ow way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrHappy Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven. sooner or later it would c##p on the carpet? Mr Veritas God Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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