2 TOUGH QUESTIONS

>Question 1:

>If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who

>were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had

>syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

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>Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.

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>Question 2:

>It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here

>are the facts about the three candidates.

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>Candidate A.

>Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist. He's

>had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a

>day.

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>Candidate B.

>He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in

>college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

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>Candidate C

>He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an

>occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

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>Which of these candidates would be our choice?

>Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.

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>Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.

>Candidate B is Winston Churchill.

>Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

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>And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion

>question: If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.

2 TOUGH QUESTIONS

>Question 1:

>If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who

>were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had

>syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

>

>Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.

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>Question 2:

>It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here

>are the facts about the three candidates.

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>Candidate A.

>Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist. He's

>had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a

>day.

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>Candidate B.

>He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in

>college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

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>Candidate C

>He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an

>occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

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>Which of these candidates would be our choice?

>Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.

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>Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.

>Candidate B is Winston Churchill.

>Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

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>And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion

>question: If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.

I thought the 3 candidates were our local council leaders. Especially as I reckoned the pregnant woman was married to candidate C.

Mind you, Hitler & Beethoven were both deaf in their ow way.

If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.

sooner or later it would c##p on the carpet?