No chance!

so how does it feel to wreck a marriage... B)

I was fitting an alarm in a bungalow. The woman made herself a cuppa, but not for me. She explained that her husband told her when he was alive that she should never make a workman a cup of tea because it added to the cost of the work and they should bring their own tea with them.

She has never had the alarm serviced of course, but recntly she called us out on a Saturday evening because it had gone faulty she thought. It turned out to be a battery alarm clock making the noise, not the intruder alarm....... but the call out was quite expensive..... Her husband was wrong. Providing a cup of tea would have SAVED her money!!

Like it.

I could fill a book

A quick one for you.

Went to a maintenance on a pub out in the middle of wales manager, ( nice lady with very short skirt )

Asked to test the Pa buttons in the living area on the 1st floor and asked if she would point me in the right direction.

So she sets of up the stairs me close behind. Well being a red blooded male you know were i am looking only to find she has nothing on under the skirt.

She turns round about 1/2 way up and twigs i am looking at her ??? T**T and is not impressed ( Bald like the back of my hand )

She could not wait for me to leave

mm i left sortley after without a so much as a brew but it made my day ..

Edited January 8, 200620 yr by whistle

mm i left sortley after without a so much as a brew but it made my day ..

and i bet you were straight on the phone to ya mates..

I sure was

I sure was

thought so..standard service engineer training.. B)

thought so..standard service engineer training.. B)

Don't know what you mean

Im surprised you didnt get the camera phone out

.. i am looking at her ??? T**T and is not impressed ..

you were on the wrong ladders..