Chorlton Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 .....does it take to change a light bulb? 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs 1 to move it to the Lighting section 2 to then move it to the Electricals section 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs 5 to flame the spell checkers 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames 6 to over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp" 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum 36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty 7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs 4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too" 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" 13 to say "do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs" 1 to hijack the thread and ask how to change the horn 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again. C. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hpotter Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 Lol. And 1 to post a picture of one (I changed earlier for no reason as it still works) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUBS Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 Plus at least 3 or 4 to over whether to make sure its switched off or do it Live, and how to make sure its off, using a neon, a volt stick or a wet finger, and to advise how to dispose of the old lamp under some new regs or other that no one else has ever heard of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hpotter Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 Plus at least 3 or 4 to over whether to make sure its switched off or do it Live, and how to make sure its off, using a neon, a volt stick or a wet finger, and to advise how to dispose of the old lamp under some new regs or other that no one else has ever heard of. That would be WEEE http://www.netregs.gov.uk/netregs/275207/1628456/1628624/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUBS Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 That would be WEEEhttp://www.netregs.gov.uk/netregs/275207/1628456/1628624/ I rest my case LOL. Surely everyones hears of WEE by now, but BE HONEST does everyone conform to the letter with a single domestic lamp ? or just wrap it in nwspaper and bin it ! Oh no.........you shouldnt bin newspaper should you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gopher Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 PMSL - but wait what sort of lightbulb was it and did it really want to be changed... -- Hijack -- How many church of scotland ministers does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE, what do you mean CHANGE! As told to me one day by a Church of Scoland Minister... Intruder / CCTV / Access Control Technical Support Personal Subscriber to the "K.I.S.S" principle, that's Keep It Simple Stupid, are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kka Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 omg no mention of how many would use a neon screwdriver to check it..... Kevin Scott. Owner of KK Alarms...... Installation .. Service .. Repair ...... Thoughout.. Northumberland and North Tyneside ..... Tel:01670 361948 (call diverted after 15 seconds) or 07947444114 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hpotter Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 I rest my case LOL.Surely everyones hears of WEE by now, but BE HONEST does everyone conform to the letter with a single domestic lamp ? or just wrap it in nwspaper and bin it ! Oh no.........you shouldnt bin newspaper should you. nah, just take them back to tesco. They'll tell you what you can do with it. weee_enforcement_officer.pdf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alarm Co Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 can you please re-write the 12 days of christmas?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camerabloke Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 On the 3rd day of christmas, my true love gave to me........ 3 PD662 grade 3 pet immune detectors doesnt quite have the same ring to it Eucam Security Systems 0845 4630 746 www.eucam.co.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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