How to get to Heaven in Scotland

I was testing children in my Glasgow Sunday school class to see if they

understood the concept of getting to heaven.

I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big jumble sale

and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?'

'NO!' the children answered.

'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept

everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?'

Again, the answer was 'No!' By now I was starting to smile.

' Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweeties to all the

children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?'

Again, they all answered 'No!'.

I was just bursting with pride for them.

I continued, ' Then how can I get into heaven?'

A six year-old boy shouted out 'YUV GOTTAE BE FURCKN' DEAD..........'

How to get to Heaven in Scotland

I was testing children in my Glasgow Sunday school class to see if they

understood the concept of getting to heaven.

I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big jumble sale

and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?'

'NO!' the children answered.

'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept

everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?'

Again, the answer was 'No!' By now I was starting to smile.

' Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweeties to all the

children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?'

Again, they all answered 'No!'.

I was just bursting with pride for them.

I continued, ' Then how can I get into heaven?'

A six year-old boy shouted out 'YUV GOTTAE BE FURCKN' DEAD..........'

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How to get to Heaven in Scotland

I was testing children in my Glasgow Sunday school class to see if they

understood the concept of getting to heaven.

I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big jumble sale

and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?'

'NO!' the children answered.

'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept

everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?'

Again, the answer was 'No!' By now I was starting to smile.

' Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweeties to all the

children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?'

Again, they all answered 'No!'.

I was just bursting with pride for them.

I continued, ' Then how can I get into heaven?'

A six year-old boy shouted out 'YUV GOTTAE BE FURCKN' DEAD..........'

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