esp-protocol Posted June 11, 2006 Author Share Posted June 11, 2006 It's like the prospective mother, legs akimbo about to give birth, and she says to the midwife "is there anything I can do to help??" and the midwife replies "no love..... your not qualified" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leesutton Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 By rights a ladder is only a means ov access and not for working from...... If we service cameras on some sites we cant even use ladders it has to be a picker. Lee Sutton E-Mail: leesutton@centurianfire.co.uk Website: www.centurianfire.co.uk Phone: 0845 094 9870 CENTURIAN FIRE & SECURITY (part of centurian group limited) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rjbsec Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 I like some of the answer options in the series of questions in the JIB HSE test for site workers, e.g. Q) A ladder giving access to a scaffold can generally be safely used, provided that:- A3) Any broken rungs are clearly marked. Q) What should you do if you see a small fire? A1) Nothing ... you will only get the blame. Q) What should you do if the fire alarm sounds? A1) Go to the canteen and get a cup of tea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whistle Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 i got 96% in my JIb HSE exam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian c Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 i got 96% in my JIb HSE exam Are these 3 of the 4 you got wrong? I like some of the answer options in the series of questions in the JIB HSE test for site workers, e.g.Q) A ladder giving access to a scaffold can generally be safely used, provided that:- A3) Any broken rungs are clearly marked. Q) What should you do if you see a small fire? A1) Nothing ... you will only get the blame. Q) What should you do if the fire alarm sounds? A1) Go to the canteen and get a cup of tea. If you don't know......ask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whistle Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 How did you Know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest G.J.M Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 This wasn't the guy installing a fire alarm on the "No Win/No Fee" ad?? Funny you should mention that advert as i am still wondering wtf he was ment to be installing???? not only was he given **** ladders but a kack drill too.I hate using non sds hammer drills.Too noisy. no wonder he fell off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 Funny you should mention that advert as i am still wondering wtf he was ment to be installing????not only was he given **** ladders but a kack drill too.I hate using non sds hammer drills.Too noisy. no wonder he fell off. lol, that's always been my thoughts too. I did install a fire alarm in a pub once that had sounders outside in the beer garden, but I had decent ladders and a decent drill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cerberus NI Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 lol, that's always been my thoughts too. I did install a fire alarm in a pub once that had sounders outside in the beer garden, but I had decent ladders and a decent drill. Did they stop sounding automatically after 30 mins???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest G.J.M Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 lol, that's always been my thoughts too. I did install a fire alarm in a pub once that had sounders outside in the beer garden, but I had decent ladders and a decent drill. theres another thing. He says "i was given the wrong type of ladder" I say "have you got a f*cking tongue in your head?" Speak up if you were unhappy using it you dopey tw*t. Instead you are making life difficult for us all by getting hammered by H+S for everything now, in fear of being sued by nobs like you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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