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IFSEC 2005 Sneak Preview

Smoke Screen
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Hi Matt,

The stand looks great.

I'll see you on monday morning at some point, What time are the

drunken ninja women going? :whistle:

Shall I bring my taekwondo gear to help em do battle with next door? :stab:

Regards

Bellman

Service Engineer and all round nice bloke :-)

The views above are mine and NOT those of my employer.
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Hi Matt,

The stand looks great.

I'll see you on monday morning at some point, What time are the

drunken ninja women going?  :whistle:

Shall I bring my taekwondo gear to help em do battle with next door?  :stab:

Regards

Bellman

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I will try and make sure that drunken Ninja women are operating a "meet and greet" throughout the entire show.

Problem is that even when drunk their stealth powers are uncanny and you may be lucky to spot them.

Bring your Tae Kwondo gear anyway, and that way you will prepared young grashopper.

;)

Matt Gilmartin, Sales Director

T: +44(01205) 821111 | F: +44(01205) 820316

info@smoke-screen.co.uk | www.smoke-screen.co.uk

Head office:

1-2 North End, Swineshead, Boston, Lincs PE20 3LR

Registered in the UK no. 2728491
I will try and make sure that drunken Ninja women are operating a "meet and greet" throughout the entire show.

I'm sure I'll be very happy to meet em You can't miss me, look for my t-shirt "nice bloke, wrong planet" :whistle:

Problem is that even when drunk their stealth powers are uncanny and you may be lucky to spot them.
I'll bring the secret x-ray specs i got from small son (9) they'll help me find em for you :P
Bring your Tae Kwondo gear anyway, and that way you will prepared young grashopper.

;)

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I'm always prepaired Matt, I'd make a good scout me you know! :whistle:

Regards

Bellman

Edited by bellman

Service Engineer and all round nice bloke :-)

The views above are mine and NOT those of my employer.

Nice stand Matt will find you on Tuesday,all the best Paul. :yes:

If you guys want sexy icould always get me leotard out and for a small fee MAtt i could be on your stand.

(A small fee would be case of Smiths and a good Jalfeizie)

Good stuff Matt, see you there

Chris

Chris Teague (Sales & Operations Manager) Sightguard Intruder Division

Covering the Isle of Wight: - Design, Installation, Maintenance & Takeover of Intruder Alarms, Fire Alarms & Equipment, CCTV, Access Control, Nursecall. Keyholding Service, Guarding & Cash in Transit. SSAIB & NICEIC Registered Tel 01983 884000 / 884440

Any comments / opinions posted could be the voices in my head speaking, but they are my opinion only and do not represent those of my employer or Company
Sexy stand matt, certainly wont be able to miss it..:)

But perhaps a sexy ninjette may have been better.

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Sexy women only the stand that sells cheap **** have sexy women on it to entise you on to the stand.

COUGH, COUGH like LJD last year COUGH

www.nova-security.co.uk

www.nsiapproved.co.uk

No PMs please unless i know you or you are using this board with your proper name.
COUGH, COUGH like LJD last year COUGH

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To be fair, I don't think they sell cheap ****. They just put cheap **** on back order for you.

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