Guest IM_Alarms Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 Are we too late for April fools? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 hardware!!!..you could try a budgie...it may understand the chirps and could then pass the message onto a parrott who could then contact the police.....bingo alternative signalling.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister_Dave Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 Dave Oxendale York based security systems engineer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bellman Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 Eng, You want to get a patent on that Regards Bellman Service Engineer and all round nice bloke ) The views above are mine and NOT those of my employer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IM_Alarms Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 Would you call it Birdcare? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whistle Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 Customer complaint due to churps on the line you could say "just feed it love" and book as a telephone fix What would the us engineers say to arc when its sleeping " could you up and pole my bird " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IM_Alarms Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 You never know, with a wing and a prayer it might take off! We could all chip in and have a flutter on it! It could be a Gullden opertunity! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nova-Security Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 hardware!!!..you could try a budgie...it may understand the chirps and could then pass the message onto a parrott who could then contact the police.....bingo alternative signalling.. 50551[/snapback] Eng sorry non-starter, how about the clever theif who takes a air gun to site or next doors cat..... Sorry mate, but i would not spend any more time developing you idea, it was a good one though. www.nova-security.co.uk www.nsiapproved.co.uk No PMs please unless i know you or you are using this board with your proper name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IM_Alarms Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 You could do Dual Path, one budgie out the front door, one out the back!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 so a direct facsimile of Redcare is the only way forward. 50401[/snapback] gosh i wonder if bt have a patent on their technogly or can i make it in my shed too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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