james.wilson Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 A blonde was playing golf At one hole she took a big swing and fell over. The party waiting behind her were a group from London that included Ed Miliband Ed quickly stepped forward and helped her to her feet. She thanked him and started to leave, when he said,"I'm Ed Miliband and I hope you'll vote Labour in the next election”. She laughed and quickly said:"I fell on my ****, not my head." securitywarehouse Security Supplies from Security Warehouse Trade Members please contact us for your TSI vetted trade discount. Link to comment https://www.thesecurityinstaller.co.uk/community/topic/38407-injured-golfer/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichL Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 lol Originally said by Charles Babbage On two occasions I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question. Link to comment https://www.thesecurityinstaller.co.uk/community/topic/38407-injured-golfer/#findComment-416363 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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