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What Dog?

KateC
in Security Horror Stories

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I was installing a system a grotty horrid flat above a sex shop of all places in Bolton years and years ago. There was a young girl living there with a baby. I went to move the sofa out of the way to run a cable for the window contact to find about 8 poos behind there on the carpet. I took her to one side and told her that her dog had possibly made a bit of mess behind the sofa... "I've not got a dog..." was the reply... I didn't quite know what to say to that.... :whistle:

I remember nearly being sick as I took that carpet up! Yuck!

Kate C

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I bet that was a nice neat install!

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I bet that was a nice neat install!

You bet!

I don't think I put on staple or clip in that cable!

Hehe!

Kate C

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I put my hand in cat sh1te once doing an install, it all squeezed through my fingers...................................uuuurggghhh

The opinions I express are mine and are usually correct!

(Except when I'm wrong)(which I'm not)
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Sorrreeeeee, but that carpet was gross and I wasn't spending ANY time messing around near it! :no:

Not all my cable runs were like that!

Kate

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