Damn, now the public know all you need is a hammer and screwdriver!

We are doomed, I tell you we are all doomed.............................

Yeah, but as I see it, you can charge a tenner for using the hammer, but the other twenty quid is for knowing where to hit.

and that bit should only be in the trade forums

X Marks the spot?

Thought defaulting info wasn't allowed.

(& no self respecting eng would be without a coat hanger)

Thought defaulting info wasn't allowed.

(& no self respecting eng would be without a coat hanger)

I wondered who'd nickd my claw hammer

Coat hanger`s rock..........................

That was quite amusing, but entirely unexpected, I must admit!

A missing word made all the difference , it should have read as follows:

Thank you for the info.

Has anyone got any additional relevant contributions to suggest please?

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That was quite amusing, but entirely unexpected, I must admit!

A missing word made all the difference , it should have read as follows:

Thank you for the info.

Has anyone got any additional relevant contributions to suggest please?

!

But it didnt, did it ?