magpye Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 SYMPTOMS: - Look out for any unusual blemishes or rashers. - Unusual behaviour: doing things you would normally find a complete boar. - Bad temper: things start to easily rind you up. - Overheating: Feeling that you are absolutely bacon hot. - Chills: Feeling like you need to hog the duvet or curl up in front of a crackling fire. - Developing a sty in either or both eyes. - Urgent cravings: for a large glass of swine or stuffing yourself on apples. - Wanting to fight: Shouting things like "Gammon have a go if you think you're hard enough". If any of these symptoms show, then immediately call a hambulance, and go to the hogspital for treatment. Smokers please note it is a non-smoking facility, so you won't be able to have a snout. This could be a false alarm, in which case you can trotter off home, but if the symptoms return, you may need to go to your local farmacy for some oinkment. Someone told me I was ignorant and apathetic, I don't know what that means, nor do I care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hpotter Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 And in case you want to know where it is: http://flutracker.rhizalabs.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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