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Britians Best 1st Aider

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Three British first aiders were on a team building session together and discussing emergency surgery they had performed.

One of them said,

"I'm the best first aider in Britain. A wood machinist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he made exclusive furniture for the Queen of England."

One of the others remarked.

"That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in 5 field events in the Olympics."

The third first aider laughed and commented,

"You
Three British first aiders were on a team building session together and discussing emergency surgery they had performed.

One of them said,

"I'm the best first aider in Britain. A wood machinist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he made exclusive furniture for the Queen of England."

One of the others remarked.

"That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in 5 field events in the Olympics."

The third first aider laughed and commented,

"You

"If you carry your childhood with you, you never become old. Why rush to end life when happiness is in the blissfulness of childhood innocence."

"We all die, the goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will."

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