COUNCIL TAX

That should mean discounts for those of us in the UK who live in rough areas.

We have a huge council house in our street.

A grumpy old woman with a pack of fierce dogs runs the extended family. Her car isn't taxed or insured, and doesn't even have a number plate, but the police still do nothing.

Her bad tempered old man is famous for upsetting foreigners with racist comments.

A shopkeeper blames him for ordering the murder of his son and his son's girlfriend, but nothing has been proved yet.

All their kids have broken marriages except the youngest, who everyone thought was gay.

The daughter's had a couple of busted marriages, and keeps getting turned over for speeding.

Two grandsons are meant to be in the Army but are always seen out in nightclubs.

The family's odd antics are always in the papers.

They are totally out of control. ..........

Honestly - who'd live anywhere near Windsor Castle ? !!!

i was in the tower today.. i sure i seen in one of the dungeons. a empty seat with your name on it. this could only mean one thing, they have not found you yet...