satsuma01 Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 A ventriloquist visiting Wales , walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Welsh Bloke "Good Day, mind if I talk to your dog?" Welsh Bloke: "The dog doesn't talk, are you stupid?" Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?" Dog: "Doin' all right." Welsh Bloke: (look of extreme shock) Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (pointing at the villager) Dog: "Yep" Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?" Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play." Welsh Bloke: (look of utter disbelief) Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?" Welsh Bloke: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either....I think." Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?" Horse: "Cool" Welsh Bloke: (absolutely dumbfounded) Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at the villager) Horse: "Yep" Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?" Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements." Welsh Bloke: (total look of amazement) Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?" Welsh Bloke: (in a panic) "The sheep's a liar." "If you carry your childhood with you, you never become old. Why rush to end life when happiness is in the blissfulness of childhood innocence.""We all die, the goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will." 07475071344 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparky999 Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 A ventriloquist visiting Wales , walks into a small village and sees a localsitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Welsh Bloke "Good Day, mind if I talk to your dog?" Welsh Bloke: "The dog doesn't talk, are you stupid?" Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?" Dog: "Doin' all right." Welsh Bloke: (look of extreme shock) Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (pointing at the villager) Dog: "Yep" Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?" Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play." Welsh Bloke: (look of utter disbelief) Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?" Welsh Bloke: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either....I think." Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?" Horse: "Cool" Welsh Bloke: (absolutely dumbfounded) Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at the villager) Horse: "Yep" Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?" Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements." Welsh Bloke: (total look of amazement) Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?" Welsh Bloke: (in a panic) "The sheep's a liar." Peter Robinson Freelance M:07889038650 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number2 Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 Ha ha ha ha ha. I love welsh jokes, why are the welsh so miserable? I was at the DVLA before xmas and felt so unwelcome, miserable bloody lot. Smile my Welsh friends, the English arent great either, were not English anymore! "I told you i was testing the alarm today" "Yeah but my staff and the shopping centre didnt know" "oooops" "PLEASE EVACUATE THE SHOPPING CENTRE, THIS IS A FIRE ALARM ACTIVATION" repeats in the background. My finest hour! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateurandy Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 Ha ha ha ha ha. I love welsh jokes, why are the welsh so miserable? Well, watching QI last night they said that there's no word in Welsh for the colour Blue, as in sea or sky on a sunny day.............. So, maybe it's the rain? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
satsuma01 Posted January 12, 2008 Author Share Posted January 12, 2008 Ha ha ha ha ha. I love welsh jokes, why are the welsh so miserable? I was at the DVLA before xmas and felt so unwelcome, miserable bloody lot. Smile my Welsh friends, the English arent great either, were not English anymore! no we are indian / pakistan instead "If you carry your childhood with you, you never become old. Why rush to end life when happiness is in the blissfulness of childhood innocence.""We all die, the goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will." 07475071344 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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