A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in Dublin.

She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to

all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here

will buy a lady a drink?"

The bar went silent as the patrons tried to

ignore her, but down at the end of the bar, an owl-eyed drunk slammed his

hand down on the counter and bellowed "Give the ballerina a drink!"

The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned to

the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same

hairy armpit, and asked "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"

Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and

said, "Give the ballerina another drink!" The bartender approached the

little drunk and said "Tell me, Murphy, it's your business if you want to

buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her a ballerina?"

The drunk replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be

a ballerina!"

you are Bernard Manning!