Buttercups And Golfballs

Towards the end of the golf course, Dave hit his ball into the woods and

found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball

back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch.

All of a sudden, POOF! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman

appeared. She said, 'I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me

to make those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't

have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life: better

still, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your

life. As a matter of fact, you'll never have any butter for anything the

rest of your life!' Then POOF! She was gone!

After Dave recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, 'Fred,

where are you?'

Fred yells back 'I'm over here in the pussy willows.'

Dave shouts back, 'DON'T SWING, Fred

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T SWING!'