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Entire Service Station Taken Out!

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Many years ago during my Modern Alarms days there was a service engineer who forgot to apply his brakes whilst entering a service station on the A45, he hit the petrol pump, his car caught fire so did the pump and so did the entire petrol station.

I once raced a contractor back to the Luton office from Bedford down the A6, testing my Modern Alarms Fiesta against a Peugot GTI. When we made it back to Luton he said.... //.B.W.F.//, I forgot to clamp my stepladders on.. they were just wedged between the ladders and the edge of the roof rack.

:huh:

Had a mate who put a crooklog around the brake instead of the clutch. He came out of pub and drove straight at pedestrians leaving pub.

Got banned from pub, & banned from driving.

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